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A.
"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and ____ at people." (2)
B.
"When you go in for ____ I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges." (3)
C.
"I think that a hat that has a ______ that comes out, fires, and then goes back in is at least a decade away."
D.
"I wish I had a ____ cross, because then you could keep Dracula and Superman away."
E.
"I hope when they die cartoon characters ____ for their sins." (3)
F.
"If a cop pulls you over for speeding and comes over and _____ fast you were going, a good thing to say is `I dunno, I was speeding the whole time.`" (3)
G.
"If you`re ever on fire, I think it`s best _____ in a mirror because that will really get you in a panic." (3)
H.
"On the other hand you have _____ fingers."
I.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there`s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit ____." (2)
J.
"While ____ that I`ll be over here stealing your stuff." (continued from below) (2)
K.
"Think about _____." (continued above) (2)
L.
"If I could be a bird, I`d be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I ___ song." (2)
M.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you`re a mile away ____ their shoes." (3)
N.
"Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should _____ use out of the ones we have." (4)
O.
"I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don`t know ____." (3)
P.
"It`s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings. But what they _____ you is, every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire." (2)
Q.
"Here`s a good trick. Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn`t see it and go `Okay, is everybody ready to _____?`" (2)
R.
"I bet if you were in some old west gang, and you were dragging a guy along the ground with your horse, it`d probably make you really mad to look back and see him reading _____." (2)
S.
"As the light changed from red to green to ____ and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."
T.
"It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man _____ man." (4)
U.
"If you go to a party and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump _____ it with your body and yell, `Log o` fire! Log o` fire!` I`ve never done this, but I think it`d work." (3)
V.
"Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It`s cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going _____ the way." (4)
W.
1973 Danny DeVito film "__________ Be 30" (4)
X.
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes _____ because that`s what he`s getting."
Y.
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the _____ of the face." (2)
Z.
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was ____ and she fell on me. Then it wouldn`t seem quite so funny." (2)
AA.
Criticize or tear something frequently (4)
AB.
"If you`re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, ______ those small pumpkins. Maybe it`ll make everyone think how stupid war is . . . and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." (3)
AC.
"If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward ______ , it`s probably best to avoid eye contact ." (3)
AD.
"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, `You can`t throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.` Sure they eat fish . . . if that`s ____ give them!" (2)
AE.
"If trees could scream do you think we would be so cavalier as to cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time for _____." (3)