How the other half lives

by Roger Gabrielson

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A.   "I hope that someday we will be able to put away
our fears and prejudices and ____ at people." (2)

B.   "When you go in for ____ I think a good thing to
ask is if they ever press charges." (3)

C.   "I think that a hat that has a ______ that comes
out, fires, and then goes back in is at least a decade away."

D.   "I wish I had a ____ cross, because then you could
keep Dracula and Superman away."

E.   "I hope when they die cartoon characters ____ for
their sins." (3)

F.   "If a cop pulls you over for speeding and comes
over and _____ fast you were going, a good thing to say is `I dunno, I was speeding the whole time.`" (3)

G.   "If you`re ever on fire, I think it`s best _____
in a mirror because that will really get you in a panic." (3)

H.   "On the other hand you have _____ fingers."

I.   "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there`s
no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit ____." (2)

J.   "While ____ that I`ll be over here stealing your
stuff." (continued from below) (2)

K.   "Think about _____." (continued above) (2)

L.   "If I could be a bird, I`d be a Flying Purple People
Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I ___ song." (2)

M.   "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you`re a mile away ____ their shoes." (3)

N.   "Instead of building newer and larger weapons of
mass destruction, I think mankind should _____ use out of the ones we have." (4)

O.   "I love going down to the elementary school, watching
all the kids jump and shout, but they don`t know ____." (3)

P.   "It`s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel
gets his wings. But what they _____ you is, every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire." (2)

Q.   "Here`s a good trick. Get a job as a judge at the
Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn`t see it and go `Okay, is everybody ready to _____?`" (2)

R.   "I bet if you were in some old west gang, and you
were dragging a guy along the ground with your horse, it`d probably make you really mad to look back and see him reading _____." (2)

S.   "As the light changed from red to green to ____
and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."

T.   "It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger
man _____ man." (4)

U.   "If you go to a party and you want to be the popular
one at the party, do this: wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump _____ it with your body and yell, `Log o` fire! Log o` fire!` I`ve never done this, but I think it`d work." (3)

V.   "Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun?
It`s cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going _____ the way." (4)

W.   1973 Danny DeVito film "__________ Be 30" (4)

X.   "If God dwells inside us like some people say, I
sure hope he likes _____ because that`s what he`s getting."

Y.   "The face of a child can say it all, especially
the _____ of the face." (2)

Z.   "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet
sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was ____ and she fell on me. Then it wouldn`t seem quite so funny." (2)

AA.   Criticize or tear something frequently (4)

AB.   "If you`re in a war, instead of throwing a hand
grenade at the enemy, ______ those small pumpkins. Maybe it`ll make everyone think how stupid war is . . . and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." (3)

AC.   "If you go flying back through time, and you see
somebody else flying forward ______ , it`s probably best to avoid eye contact ." (3)

AD.   "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of
having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, `You can`t throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.` Sure they eat fish . . . if that`s ____ give them!" (2)

AE.   "If trees could scream do you think we would be
so cavalier as to cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time for _____." (3)

AF.   Surfer`s dream